not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing
(via emmanooodle)
Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.
(via skankiness)
(Source: tommyswiseau, via d20fantasyhigh)
(Source: mittentroll, via montponine)
You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*
Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*
A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.
Bog mummy take the wheel
(via montponine)
ive never been one for “dating” and “romance” but if he has a third eye, fangs and enormous curly horns then a bitch might just swipe right
(Source: hexglyphs, via theumbrellaofdestiny)
